April 22, 2014
I had a sudden thought…

If we pee out of a penis, shouldn’t we poo out of a poonis?

Or a poogina… Nevermind…

April 22, 2014
Love how even the eggs have smiley faces.

Love how even the eggs have smiley faces.

(Source: nondeterminism, via captainsoftkittymeow)

November 22, 2013

captainsoftkittymeow:

Saying goodbye to my bleach blonde hair for a more baby- friendly shade. Ahhh, hope it turns out OK!

Nah it’s shit.

Love,

Your loving husband. Lol

Kidding of course!!!

November 19, 2013

I really hate when you express how you feel from the bottom of your heart, and instead of encouragement or support, all you get is people skipping your base statement and bitching about something you said. Especially when they take it completely out of context, or simply assume you meant something even if you didn’t say it… This is mainly me just supporting my wife who recently posted about infertility. We struggled, and finally succeeded with Ivf. Although the many young pregnant woman who claim it was an accident or say “Woops haha”  etc, ended up getting to her. I agree, we basically think it sucks seeing so many people claim they are accidentally pregnant when there is so many people who can’t at all. Seriously pick up a condom! The point of this is, this ended up upsetting song mothers, who replied with comments such as “how dare you say I’m a bad mother “… Your mothering was never in question! You could be the best fucking mother in the world, but we can’t help being a bit jealous, and sometimes bitter yes. But try living in our shoes, not being able to have children after doing all the right things. Marriage, getting stable jobs…  Waiting for the right time. And you keep popping them out by accident.

Anyways hope people found this either relatable or something!

Ps, you shouldn’t need to prove to anyone you are a good parent, just do the best you can, can’t wait to be a daddy! I’ll certainly do the best I can too.

Good luck all you ttc future parents!

November 19, 2013
captainsoftkittymeow:

onemomwolfpack:

captainsoftkittymeow:

onemomwolfpack:

theycallmebitchtits:

tryingforbabymorgan:

captainsoftkittymeow:

More pregnant women? Is this a joke? So far there are 9 that I know of, not including myself. And more than half were ‘Oops! My Boyfriend looked at me and now I’m having a baby!’ The pain of hearing about an expectant mother used to be heartbreakingly devestating. Although we have our little one growing, announcements still have a sting- I think it’s because they’re all surprises. The bitter Infertile in me will never go away. It just pisses me off so much that all you amazing Women TTC, are fighting. Fighting so damn hard for your dreams; Fighting nature itself! And all these fertile girls have to do is forget to take one little pill and they suddenly have the miracle of life and don’t even care. When my Mum told me today about the latest in pregnancy news, I blurted out “Doesn’t anyone use protection anymore?!” And she agreed, saying “Keep your legs closed, girls!” It’s just absolutely ridiculous. We tried so hard to get Pregnant and hearing about ‘Accidental Pregnancies’ and how many there are, just makes me so annoyed!

It actually really surprises me that people can accidentally get pregnant since the window to get pregnant is so small.

lol @ keep your legs closed…. i enjoyed sex when i got pregnant (and i still do by the way) and i was using protection. i got pregnant anyway. it may not have been planned but that doesn’t mean i don’t care. i’m a better mom accidentally than a lot of the on-purpose moms around here. nobody has to keep their legs closed in an effort to try and avoid hurting your feelings by accidentally getting pregnant. i really doubt anyone even has you in mind when they have sex, because that would be weird.

Yeah I have to say that this whole “i tried for my baby and you didn’t so you suck as a person and mom” thing is ridiculous and petty. And weird. Yes, most definitely weird. Haha.

I’d just like to point out that I never said anything like that and I would never say anyone was a bad parent unless I knew them personally and have witnessed said ‘bad parenting’. There is nothing in my post that is criticising anyone’s ability to parent or personally attacking anyone.

Lol I’m not going to argue with you. If you can read over the post and honestly say that what you said didn’t come off as judgy and rude, than that’s you, boo. And i will just remember to look the other way when i see your url.

I honestly never meant to start any arguments of any sort, I’m not an aggressive person. I understand the post came off judgmental and bitchy, at the time I was just very emotional so I took it to the internet and honestly never meant to offend anyone at all. I apologise for any feathers I have ruffled but I guess I just can’t understand girls who don’t take contraception and then are surprised when they fall pregnant. Pretty much all of the women in my life whom I love very dearly have had surprise/ accidental pregnancies and are amazing parents! I wrote this in a moment of frustration and my intention was obviously misinterpreted and I am sorry for all the offense I caused.

When struggling through infertility, sometimes it’s hard not to seem a little bitchy. So accept the apology and move on.

captainsoftkittymeow:

onemomwolfpack:

captainsoftkittymeow:

onemomwolfpack:

theycallmebitchtits:

tryingforbabymorgan:

captainsoftkittymeow:

More pregnant women? Is this a joke? So far there are 9 that I know of, not including myself. And more than half were ‘Oops! My Boyfriend looked at me and now I’m having a baby!’ The pain of hearing about an expectant mother used to be heartbreakingly devestating. Although we have our little one growing, announcements still have a sting- I think it’s because they’re all surprises. The bitter Infertile in me will never go away. It just pisses me off so much that all you amazing Women TTC, are fighting. Fighting so damn hard for your dreams; Fighting nature itself! And all these fertile girls have to do is forget to take one little pill and they suddenly have the miracle of life and don’t even care. When my Mum told me today about the latest in pregnancy news, I blurted out “Doesn’t anyone use protection anymore?!” And she agreed, saying “Keep your legs closed, girls!” It’s just absolutely ridiculous. We tried so hard to get Pregnant and hearing about ‘Accidental Pregnancies’ and how many there are, just makes me so annoyed!

It actually really surprises me that people can accidentally get pregnant since the window to get pregnant is so small.

lol @ keep your legs closed…. i enjoyed sex when i got pregnant (and i still do by the way) and i was using protection. i got pregnant anyway. it may not have been planned but that doesn’t mean i don’t care. i’m a better mom accidentally than a lot of the on-purpose moms around here. nobody has to keep their legs closed in an effort to try and avoid hurting your feelings by accidentally getting pregnant. i really doubt anyone even has you in mind when they have sex, because that would be weird.

Yeah I have to say that this whole “i tried for my baby and you didn’t so you suck as a person and mom” thing is ridiculous and petty. And weird. Yes, most definitely weird. Haha.

I’d just like to point out that I never said anything like that and I would never say anyone was a bad parent unless I knew them personally and have witnessed said ‘bad parenting’. There is nothing in my post that is criticising anyone’s ability to parent or personally attacking anyone.

Lol I’m not going to argue with you. If you can read over the post and honestly say that what you said didn’t come off as judgy and rude, than that’s you, boo. And i will just remember to look the other way when i see your url.

I honestly never meant to start any arguments of any sort, I’m not an aggressive person. I understand the post came off judgmental and bitchy, at the time I was just very emotional so I took it to the internet and honestly never meant to offend anyone at all. I apologise for any feathers I have ruffled but I guess I just can’t understand girls who don’t take contraception and then are surprised when they fall pregnant. Pretty much all of the women in my life whom I love very dearly have had surprise/ accidental pregnancies and are amazing parents! I wrote this in a moment of frustration and my intention was obviously misinterpreted and I am sorry for all the offense I caused.

When struggling through infertility, sometimes it’s hard not to seem a little bitchy. So accept the apology and move on.

November 18, 2013

juniperklausenburg:

FUCKING CATS IN SCARVES 

:3

(Source: kittenblr, via mammasaurusrex-deactivated20140)

November 17, 2013
captainsoftkittymeow:

More pregnant women? Is this a joke? So far there are 9 that I know of, not including myself. And more than half were ‘Oops! My Boyfriend looked at me and now I’m having a baby!’ The pain of hearing about an expectant mother used to be heartbreakingly devestating. Although we have our little one growing, announcements still have a sting- I think it’s because they’re all surprises. The bitter Infertile in me will never go away. It just pisses me off so much that all you amazing Women TTC, are fighting. Fighting so damn hard for your dreams; Fighting nature itself! And all these fertile girls have to do is forget to take one little pill and they suddenly have the miracle of life and don’t even care. When my Mum told me today about the latest in pregnancy news, I blurted out “Doesn’t anyone use protection anymore?!” And she agreed, saying “Keep your legs closed, girls!” It’s just absolutely ridiculous. We tried so hard to get Pregnant and hearing about ‘Accidental Pregnancies’ and how many there are, just makes me so annoyed! 

Girls girls, calm down. Nobody thinks your are bad parents. I am sure if you genuinely believe you are thankful for your children, and we’re happy to be pregnant, all is good. I do however believe you were sluts. But your parenting skills are not in question. Feel better now?

captainsoftkittymeow:

More pregnant women? Is this a joke? So far there are 9 that I know of, not including myself. And more than half were ‘Oops! My Boyfriend looked at me and now I’m having a baby!’ The pain of hearing about an expectant mother used to be heartbreakingly devestating. Although we have our little one growing, announcements still have a sting- I think it’s because they’re all surprises. The bitter Infertile in me will never go away. It just pisses me off so much that all you amazing Women TTC, are fighting. Fighting so damn hard for your dreams; Fighting nature itself! And all these fertile girls have to do is forget to take one little pill and they suddenly have the miracle of life and don’t even care. When my Mum told me today about the latest in pregnancy news, I blurted out “Doesn’t anyone use protection anymore?!” And she agreed, saying “Keep your legs closed, girls!” It’s just absolutely ridiculous. We tried so hard to get Pregnant and hearing about ‘Accidental Pregnancies’ and how many there are, just makes me so annoyed!

Girls girls, calm down. Nobody thinks your are bad parents. I am sure if you genuinely believe you are thankful for your children, and we’re happy to be pregnant, all is good.

I do however believe you were sluts. But your parenting skills are not in question. Feel better now?

November 8, 2013
My wife and I have been struggling through the pain of intertility for 18 months (Of course not as long as other couples, but it’s no less painful). I know it’s horrible not being able to have children, but to those who have still not succesfully managed to conceive, I wish you the best.
And now to the point of my post, I just wanted to let everyone know that my wife and I have succeeded with IVF! It worked the first time (Thank gods).I hope and pray (or sacrifice live goats lol), that you all succeed like we did!

TO SCIENCE! *Cheers!*

My wife and I have been struggling through the pain of intertility for 18 months (Of course not as long as other couples, but it’s no less painful). I know it’s horrible not being able to have children, but to those who have still not succesfully managed to conceive, I wish you the best.

And now to the point of my post, I just wanted to let everyone know that my wife and I have succeeded with IVF! It worked the first time (Thank gods).

I hope and pray (or sacrifice live goats lol), that you all succeed like we did!

TO SCIENCE! *Cheers!*

November 7, 2013

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

Well then same goes for my facial hair! Lol

(via captainsoftkittymeow)

November 3, 2013
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.": I'm just going to rant a bit...

captainsoftkittymeow:

I HATE it, like absolutely can’t stand it, when fertile people make little jokes about parenthood. I just read an article where a ‘mother’ was describing her reactions to when she sees first time pregnancy announcements. The ‘1st Stage’, as she calls it, is excitement for the pregnancy- how…

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